My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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