I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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