Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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