Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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