Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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