forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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