I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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