I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
im drinking this country out of the recession.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
