Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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