Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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