remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
