My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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