So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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