its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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