Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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