yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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