We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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