i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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