I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
no you cant smoke seaweed
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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