drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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