There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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