I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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