he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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