I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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