ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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