Sponge bath it is.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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