For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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