the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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