I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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