How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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