i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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