I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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