afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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