We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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