chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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