And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize
