haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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