Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
