awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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