They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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