You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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