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what?
penguin condom
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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