I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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