she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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