do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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