I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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