all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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