do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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