Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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