i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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