So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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