Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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